I got banned when I posted this on the Castle Age Forum so here ya go

[MILO!!!]

what I did was not time consuming or difficult, I assure you i would kill myself I I had to do anything time consuming or difficult, ever

[Imm0Rtal]

Way to much investment for a video game, the way i see it video games are just a very brief escape and stress releaver. Then back to real life, and invest my time in something worthwhile like my career and studying. But that's just my opinion.

Uhh.. Weren't you like in the army and dropped out of school or something?

Didn't you make like entire nox maps with the facade images so other people could reference them... and then nobody did.. aka pointless thing that you enjoyed doing?

Your being a hypocrite.. just my opinion.

[The1Voices]

Uhh.. Weren't you like in the army and dropped out of school or something?

Didn't you make like entire nox maps with the facade images so other people could reference them... and then nobody did.. aka pointless thing that you enjoyed doing?

Your being a hypocrite.. just my opinion.

Probably

[#zx.pr0jk]

HAhahahahahaah

[MILO!!!]

if you guys want.....



...IF!!!!....



i can post the entire chat session after they handed me the guild master position but before I kicked all of them.....

[Morden Tral]

Only if they call you names

[MILO!!!]

Drizz {VII} (41m): It's not today so don't worry. Lol
Drizz {VII} (40m): But anyway I saw him without a guild and pm'ed him and he said
they kicked all the low levels to bring in high levels
Drizz {VII} (39m): I was like shit and your a low level? Lol
{VII}Ajax{VII} (38m): Lol I told you alpha guilds do that. Everyone's gunning for
steelers
Drizz {VII} (35m): Had this level 28 pm me and say he was searching for an alpha
guild and was very active
Paul of The {VII} (34m): They always at that. Lvl 28 is like three days into the
game
Drizz {VII} (33m): Yea. That was yesterday. He was lvl 25 then
Drizz {VII} (32m): Didn't respond. Keeping an eye in him till he levels tho
Drizz {VII} (31m): Hey that lvl 203 says he may not go back to that guild
{VII}Ajax{VII} (30m): Oh?
Drizz {VII} (30m): Says they are very "chatty" and couldn't get in on it and also he
isnt active during the week do he feels like he needs to committ more time into a
guild and may not join anyone until he can do that
{VII}Ajax{VII} (29m): Ahh I see
Drizz {VII} (28m): Don't think we could use him as a "weekend warrior"?
{VII}Ajax{VII} (25m): We could. He really can't make one battle during the weekdays?
Drizz {VII} (24m): I'll see what I can do
Spiffy956 (23m): Guys I figured out a plan to get tons of army members! Lie about
your gender!!!! Say you are a girl and the guys will ad you! Heheheheheh
{VII}Ajax{VII} (22m): Hahaha gotta love it. Always tons of dudes wantin cyber pussy
{VII}Ajax{VII} (22m): 💁
Korialstrasz {VII} (20m): 🐱
Paul of The {VII} (19m): 🐱🐯🐱🐯🐷🐷🐷🐷🌸💐🌷
Drizz {VII} (19m): 👄
Drizz {VII} (18m): 👮👮👮
Paul of The {VII} (18m): Stall just went lvl 2 warrior. Yeah
Phred {VII} (18m): Hail the 7th
Phred {VII} (18m): Gnit
Paul of The {VII} (17m): Nite phred. Hail The 7th
Korialstrasz {VII} (16m): Nite phred
{VII}Ajax{VII} (14m): Hail the 7th! Awesome battle guys. Barely had anyone fall
Korialstrasz {VII} (13m): Good job
Spiffy956 (13m): Lol I fell but I always do by wearing myself down on others
RandomZombie {VII} (12m): Im back ajax shall i get resistance 2 now
Niteraven (11m): Got a ? For sme one just hit lvl 3 on my. War and now I smite
instead of hitting is that normal
Thorgasm {VII} (11m): Hail the 7th! I'll be out most of the next two weeks. Heading
out on vacation with the family.
{VII}Ajax{VII} (8m): Hold on. Paul!!!
Snork (6m): Can you put up alpha Paul? I got 70 guild coins, whirlwind is mine
Drizz {VII} (6m): Have fun Thor. We will miss ya
Drizz {VII} (5m): Nite I never heard of that. It could have been a glitch
Bunbury! {VII} (5m): Awesome job
Niteraven (5m): I hope so cause ww did no work either
{VII}Ajax{VII} (5m): Dammit where is Paul
Drizz {VII} (4m): Dammit Paul!!
Drizz {VII} (4m): Unsure u didn't accidentally switch class before the battle?
Drizz {VII} (3m): Are u sure***
Niteraven (3m): No I checked
{VII}Ajax{VII} (3m): Nite you were a cleric in that last battle
Snork (3m): PAUL?
{VII}Ajax{VII} (3m): Bun can you pm me?
Niteraven (2m): Somthing is screwed up I checked it when it went wiered and made
sure war was checked
Niteraven (1m): Glitchie
{VII}Ajax{VII} (21s): You can't switch During battle nite. If you start as a cleric
you have to use cleric till the end of the battle
Niteraven (Now): Well no wonder I went down like a prom dress
{VII}Ajax{VII} (Now): Lol
{VII}Ajax{VII} (Now): Snork the banner is about to go up
{VII}Ajax{VII} (Now): We will leave it up till tomorrow
Snork (Now): Oh good
Drizz {VII} (Now): Hey are we not battling at 6 anymore?
Spiffy956 (Now): Hey guys I found another member to add
Jew Tyrant (Now): I don't think it will be going up Snork
Spiffy956 (Now): 4567F2
Drizz {VII} (Now): What level and are they active?
Spiffy956 (Now): Lvl 144 and I think he is active
Jew Tyrant (Now): In fact I fear you will have a hard time getting that banner up
here ever!
Drizz {VII} (Now): Am I tripping?
Drizz {VII} (Now): What the fuck!!!!!!
RandomZombie {VII} (Now): Is the banner up
Spiffy956 (Now): What DRIZZ?
Spiffy956 (Now): Sorry for caps
Drizz {VII} (Now): No it's needed
Drizz {VII} (Now): Dude are u really that childish?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Oh yes
Drizz {VII} (Now): What the fuck is your problem??
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well drizz let me tell ya
Drizz {VII} (Now): Wow
Jew Smuggler (Now): When I originally snuck into the guild with bunk I was pretty
bored with the game as a whole
Drizz {VII} (Now): Now your just being an ass
Jew Smuggler (Now): And when I decided to finally quit and reveal the simple secret
that I was playing along you guys seemed to take it poorly!
Drizz {VII} (Now): What's the point?
Jew Smuggler (Now): And your reaction turned out to be the most rewarding part of
the game!
Jew Smuggler (Now): And so I thought of this scheme!
Drizz {VII} (Now): Dude how old are u? U have to be one childish kid
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well your officers are now regular enlisted men!
Jew Smuggler (Now): And your battle time may never come again
RandomZombie {VII} (Now): Wtf is going on
Spiffy956 (Now): Guys are we no longer an alpha guild??? I can't find us on the
leaderboards!
Jew Smuggler (Now): El
Drizz {VII} (Now): Dude leave us alone. There are people who enjoy this guild
Drizz {VII} (Now): Your ruining this game for a lot of people
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well now you will have to enjoy another guild!
RandomZombie {VII} (Now): Kick this ass
Jew Smuggler (Now): You guys are quite accustom to leaving guilds and starting new
ones aren't you?
Zero (Now): Hail the 7th legion! Execute the Jew Smuggler.
Jew Smuggler (Now): I'm afraid that wont be possible
Drizz {VII} (Now): Hail The 7th Legion!!!
Drizz {VII} (Now): Not even BS wants u loser
Zero (Now): And you must be quite accustomed to leaving this conversation. Now
begone with your ignorant taunts!
Jew Smuggler (Now): Nice
Drizz {VII} (Now): I don't get it. Your an ass
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well drizz perhaps you'd get it if there were more guild
communication?!
Jew Smuggler (Now): Just ask your buddies what's going on
Drizz {VII} (Now): I'm listening
Drizz {VII} (Now): U know what I don't got time for your bull shit
Jew Smuggler (Now): Sounds like you're a busy man!
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): How did he become leader
Jew Smuggler (Now): Why I was given the position!
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): I just got on and am confused as hell
Jew Smuggler (Now): Ajax just let me have it!
Zero (Now): He wouldn't do that.
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Why did Ajax let u?
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Did u hack the game? I hate damn hackers...
Drizz {VII} (Now): This fucker disguised himself as Bunbury and Ajax was going to
have him switch the banners and he stole the position
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Omfg... I just got an fb acc, too!
Jew Smuggler (Now): And then I didn't even change the banner!
Jew Smuggler (Now): How about that for bad luck?
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Jew honestly? Do you think this is some amazing achievement?
This is freakin hilarious from my side
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Want to know why?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Be my guest!
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Because this is about as low-down as you can get. Tricking
people on a FREE GAME. It probably cost a few extra fps if you care about the game
at all, which you have clearly proven because you wasted time stealing the guild.
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well I'd have to disagree with you there
Drizz {VII} (Now): Dude it is fucking low down. It's fucking stupid
Jew Smuggler (Now): Oh I'm not saying its not evil or cruel
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Try me. It's over the Internet. What you gonna do to me?
You're clearly 12 years old or something.
RandomZombie {VII} (Now): Ok what just happened im confused
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well all I was going to say Reid was that it's not a waste of
time
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): This is funny because while you think it's evil and cruel,
from my standpoint, it's just a game. This is pathetic.
Jew Smuggler (Now): It was actually much more
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): I mean, seriously? You can't necessarily call yourself an EVIL
GENIUS for doing something like this. Name change isn't that hard.
Jew Smuggler (Now): You guys really put your heart into this guild
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Ha. I just joined. I couldn't care less.
Jew Smuggler (Now): Hey I never called myself a genius!
Jew Smuggler (Now): But thank you
RandomZombie {VII} (Now): Good cause ur not
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): You called your deed 'evil'. It's really not that bad. Rob a
bank, go to jail. Steal a guild, nobody cares! I can go back to my old guild
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): The point is, what the hell are you getting out of this?
Jew Smuggler (Now): I'm sure everyone will share your flippant demeanor Reid
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): And Jew Smuggler? What kinda name is that? Damn...
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Ohhh nice comeback... Must have taken you days to come up with
that one.
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well Reid one motivation was to provoke a response
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): And those big words... Don't hurt your brain here!
Jew Smuggler (Now): And I must say you are making that dream come true
Jew Smuggler (Now): Thank you Reid!
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Oh no. Go on. This is entertaining
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): I honestly have nothing better to do.
Jew Smuggler (Now): No?
Drizz {VII} (Now): So u really think this is going to stop us?
Jew Smuggler (Now): Yeah I do drizz
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): What exactly did we do to you, anyways? Just wondering...
Drizz {VII} (Now): Nobody wanted him in any guild so he is sad
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Drizz... SP3TZNAZ is an option...
Jew Smuggler (Now): Well Reid a long time back the founders of this guild abandoned
a guild I was in and enjoyed
Drizz {VII} (Now): Had to sneak in somewhere to be wanted
Drizz {VII} (Now): U were one of the people who ruined that guild Jew
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Sooo... You took it out on us... Huh. A bit of unnecessary
rage there...
Jew Smuggler (Now): And when they made this guild I thought well let's see how they
do
Drizz {VII} (Now): As u see everyone here has a voice
Drizz {VII} (Now): U thought u were all mighty and have nobody a chance
Drizz {VII} (Now): U were a horrible officer
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Drizz... Spetsnaz?
Jew Smuggler (Now): And they did fine and there was little excitement and so I
revealed myself and said I was leavin the guild
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): I still have it
Jew Smuggler (Now): You didn't think Bunbury was horrible
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Yeah... Why did you just HAVE to become leader then?
Drizz {VII} (Now): No Bunbury was quit helpful. Too bad u aren't that person

[MILO!!!]

Jew Smuggler (Now): Hahaha
Jew Tyrant (Now): No I'm bunbury drizz
Drizz {VII} (Now): No that was a cover
Jew Tyrant (Now): That was my helpful persona
Jew Tyrant (Now): The one who was given access to pretty much anything on the guild!
Drizz {VII} (Now): Your mom probably don't want u either an u have to sneak into
family reunions
Jew Tyrant (Now): You can check I'm
Jew Tyrant (Now): Still in thensame spot on the gate
Drizz {VII} (Now): Why couldn't u have been like hey guys I would like to join I in
your efforts? Instead of being a spiteful little bitch
Jew Smuggler (Now): Because I didn't want to join in your efforts!
Jew Smuggler (Now): I wanted to
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Seriously asking is all it takes. Well soon your guild will
fall from grace
Jew Smuggler (Now): Destroy your guild!
Jew Smuggler (Now): Reid I won't be playing this game much longer
Jew Smuggler (Now): The thing tht truly makes a guild dead is an inactive leader
after all
Jew Smuggler (Now): And now officers
Jew Smuggler (Now): Are a thing of the past!
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): So what are you gonna do with the guild? Leave it? Are you
gonna delete the game, just to make it worse?
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Seriously? You could just leave... This has nothing to do with
us.
Jew Smuggler (Now): Oh I'm going to boot everyone and close it
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): Okay. Have fun with that


RandomZombie {VII} (12m): Or watching it
{VII}Reid{VII} (12m): But Ian its so fun! Haha 😝
Drizz {VII} (12m): Me too. It's his big life achievment
Jew Smuggler (12m): Thank you random zombie
Hypnotic (11m): Hust joined the discussion: short summary please and why closing the
guild is the way to go.
{VII}Reid{VII} (11m): Jew. Still doesn't compare with a real life
Jew Smuggler (11m): Oh really?
{VII}Reid{VII} (11m): Hypnotic: cuz he's a douchemuffin. We're gonna go back to my
guild probably
Jew Smuggler (11m): Real life is better than this iPhone game??!!
RandomZombie {VII} (10m): Yes
RandomZombie {VII} (11m): Real life is better
Jew Smuggler (10m): Whaaaaat???
RandomZombie {VII} (10m): Shocking i know
{VII}Reid{VII} (10m): Believe it or not, it is.
Jew Smuggler (10m): I'll have to take your word for it Reid, you seem pretty smart
Jew Smuggler (9m): How would you like to be an officer?!
Jew Smuggler (9m): I could use a smart guy like you to shut down the guild!
{VII}Reid{VII} (9m): I thought you were closing the guild....?
Jew Smuggler (9m): Great idea Reid let me start by booting people
RandomZombie {VII} (8m): Wake me when its over
{VII}Reid{VII} (7m): Sure dude. We're gonna go back to spetsnaz so why dont you just
come now
{VII}Reid{VII} (6m): I think at least
Jew Smuggler (6m): Yeah talk it over
{VII}Reid{VII} (6m): You see, I am prepared. There is nothing that will make me lose
command.
Jew Smuggler (5m): Cool same here
Jew Smuggler (5m): You seem like a smart guy Reid
RandomZombie {VII} (5m): Ya reid he will follow but we dont have him in our armies
so he cant
Jew Smuggler (6m): How would you like to be guild master of the 7th legion?
RandomZombie {VII} (4m): If we want just kick him out of everyones armies and start
anew
{VII}Reid{VII} (4m): Ha. If its up for grabs I'll take it
RandomZombie {VII} (4m): But he might sneak back in
{VII}Reid{VII} (4m): Ian let me talk
Jew Smuggler (4m): Alright let me log into the guild master account, Jew tyrant
RandomZombie {VII} (3m): Wtf this guy is weird
{VII}Reid{VII} (3m): Umm okay.
Jew Smuggler (3m): Oh wait a minute
{VII}Reid{VII} (3m): Everyone's leaving already. It's already dead 😞
RandomZombie {VII} (2m): Palmer left
{VII}Reid{VII} (2m): Yup.
Jew Smuggler (2m): Well that should make it easier for me to kick everyone!
Drizz {VII} (2m): He kicked him
{VII}Reid{VII} (2m): Not really...
RandomZombie {VII} (2m): ......
Jew Smuggler (2m): Yes really!
{VII}Reid{VII} (2m): Drizz I'll go back to spetsnaz and start it up
{VII}Reid{VII} (1m): I'll change the name too
Drizz {VII} (1m): Pm me Reid
Drizz {VII} (58s): Night have fun
RandomZombie {VII} (37s): GODDAM UNDEFINED
{VII}Reid{VII} (12s): Haha happening to you too?
RandomZombie {VII} (Now): Im going to bed i just hope the guild is here in the
morning
{VII}Reid{VII} (Now): It won't be
RandomZombie {VII} (23m): Nite
Jew Smuggler (21m): You know what's weird
Jew Smuggler (21m): It seems to say undefined whenever I kick someone!
Jew Smuggler (21m): There it is
Hypnotic (18m): Jew, I didn't quite get why you are doing this.
Jew Smuggler (15m): Oh sorry let me put it up as an announcement
Jew Smuggler (15m): That way you won't miss anything if people chat over it
{VII}Reid{VII} (6m): Ha. Hypnotic, add me D1D41A if not already. We are starting
anew
Jew Tyrant (6m): Well I left you guys in here to hear your thoughts and opinions. I
also left two of my other Alts in here too!
Jew Tyrant (5m): I do have a lot after all!
{VII}Reid{VII} (5m): Umm... You couldn't guess our thoughts? Nice Sherlock.
Jew Tyrant (4m): Well I'm not a mind reader Reid
Jew Tyrant (3m): I'm not even a Reid reader, Reid!
Benji{VII} (Now): What is going on? Where did our guild go? What happen to all the
people?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Hey Bennington I'm in charge now
Benji{VII} (Now): What happen to Ajax?
Jew Tyrant (Now): I think he went to bed!
Benji{VII} (Now): Does he know what is going on?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Yes I believe he does
Benji{VII} (Now): An he is good with kicking a bunch of people? That's not what we
was talking about before the battle.
Jew Tyrant (Now): I don't think he is good with that benji!
Benji{VII} (Now): So are you going to tell me what you are doing?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Oh I'm killing the guild
Benji{VII} (Now): Why?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Revenge and entertainment
Benji{VII} (Now): So how did you take control? And get command of the guild?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Well Ajax made me (Bunbury) the guild master tonchange the banner
and instead of changing the banner kicked a shitload of people!
Benji{VII} (Now): Revenge for what?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Abandoning bombsquad
Jew Tyrant (Now): Inreally have to go to bed though I'll talk to the rest of you
guys in the morning!
Benji{VII} (Now): So your a spy pretty much. How did he abandon bomb squad?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Well insont have any affiliation with bombsquad anymore
Jew Tyrant (Now): And a spy generally relays information to a large source
Jew Tyrant (Now): I acted alone
Benji{VII} (Now): Well a spy can also infiltrate and destroy something
Benji{VII} (Now): Alone.
Jew Tyrant (Now): Yeah sure if you want to call me a spy knock Yourself out
Benji{VII} (Now): Dude your a fag!
Jew Tyrant (Now): Well I'm
Jew Tyrant (Now): Not gay!
Benji{VII} (Now): Omg he abandoned the team? Go cry!
Benji{VII} (Now): Really only a fag would get revenge for someone leaving another guild!
Jew Tyrant (Now): Well let me tell you benji it sure was entertaining too
Jew Tyrant (Now): Imagine yourself in my shoes
Benji{VII} (Now): Imagine what? What was so bad. Poor baby...did he break your heart...is that why you need revenge:( tears in my eyes for the drama queen! Everyone a round of applause
Drizz {VII} (Now): Definitely he's a fag. Lol
Drizz {VII} (Now): It's funny cuz he says we abondoned bomb squad but bomb squad actually kicked him. Lol
Brotato (Now): umm???
Benji{VII} (Now): I don't believe him. He is a b***h! He is scared of what we was becoming and had to do somethig about it!
Jew Tyrant (Now): What makes you think bombsquad kicked me?
Drizz {VII} (Now): Cuz your a little bitch

Benji{VII} (Now): Omg he abandoned the team? Go cry!
Benji{VII} (Now): Really only a fag would get revenge for someone leaving another guild!
Jew Tyrant (Now): Well let me tell you benji it sure was entertaining too
Jew Tyrant (Now): Imagine yourself in my shoes
Benji{VII} (Now): Imagine what? What was so bad. Poor baby...did he break your heart...is that why you need revenge:( tears in my eyes for the drama queen! Everyone a round of applause
Drizz {VII} (Now): Definitely he's a fag. Lol
Drizz {VII} (Now): It's funny cuz he says we abondoned bomb squad but bomb squad actually kicked him. Lol
Brotato (Now): umm???
Benji{VII} (Now): I don't believe him. He is a b***h! He is scared of what we was becoming and had to do somethig about it!
Jew Tyrant (Now): What makes you think bombsquad kicked me?
Drizz {VII} (Now): Cuz your a little bitch
Drizz {VII} (Now): Nobody wants anything to do with u
Jew Tyrant (Now): Well I'm sure you don't now!
Jew Tyrant (Now): Go ahead and ask nuthugger he is incharge of bombsquad now
Drizz {VII} (Now): Nobody does. Your a loner.
Jew Tyrant (Now): I assume he thinks quit
Drizz {VII} (Now): Your a little fag cuz no female wanted u
Drizz {VII} (Now): You got mad cu no guild wanted u
Jew Tyrant (Now): So drizz are going to join spetzsnaz now?
Drizz {VII} (Now): Your own mother probably don't want u
{VII}Ajax{VII} (Now): Actually Jew, I talked to nuthugger. He and Dracora were pissed at your actions toward the end of your stint in Bombsquad.
Jew Tyrant (Now): I hear that's a popular guild
Jew Tyrant (Now): Oh really?
{VII}Ajax{VII} (Now): Yup.
Jew Tyrant (Now): What a shame!
Drizz {VII} (Now): What a fag
Jew Tyrant (Now): So spetsnaz now guys or maybe the eighth legion??
Jew Tyrant (Now): Maybe try to join one of the top alpha guilds??!
Brotato (Now): sure thing brah, first, go fuck yourself
Benji{VII} (Now): Your fucked dude.
{VII}Ajax{VII} (Now): The sad thing is in my opinion. Your paying for all these fp's just to get your ip banned.
Jew Tyrant (Now): Paid for fp? I never did that
Jew Tyrant (Now): Also are you sure it's an ip if it's iOS?
Jew Tyrant (Now): Maybe an Mac code or something
Jew Tyrant (Now): I dont knowing
Jew Tyrant (Now): I'm not that mobile savvy
Brotato (Now): well, breaks over

[Morden Tral]

It was generally amusing, you didn't hit them hard enough though.

[MILO!!!]

Hitting them harder would entail rejoining and somehow doing that again, which isn't out of the realm of possibility but nothing I want to under take

[The1Voices]

thats actually pretty funny

[Imm0Rtal]

I'm in the Marines, I have 3 MOS's crossed trained into a 4th, i've deployed multiple times, i'm working towards my master's in computer networking offense, I've wrote, developed, and stood up entire programs, and just to top it off I'll have my MCMAP black belt monday.

But your right, I guess because I made a reference map 6 years ago i'm a hypocrite.

Hahahahaha

I would love to hear more about this program you developed.

[The1Voices]

Hahahahaha

I would love to hear more about this program you developed.

You're kinda slow, huh?

[Imm0Rtal]

You're kinda slow, huh?

No I just have a real job. Come on lets hear it.

[The1Voices]

No I just have a real job. Come on lets hear it.

Yes